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1950

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Stupid reindeer

Singing Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer with our girl, she belted out, “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Blitzen, on Stupid!” I said, laughing, “Honey, it’s not Stupid. The reindeer’s name is Cupid.” She thought forĀ  bit and … Continue reading

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Eat a stick

During a pleasant family dinner, our girl asked, “Is that a stick?” The grownups glanced at each other, unsure what she meant. She pointed at Dawn’s French Dip sandwich. “Mommy, are you eating a stick?” Now, the grownups shared looks … Continue reading

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You are not a pig.

Quote of the day: “You are not a pig because my babysitter does not have a raccoon tail.” Huh?People very commonly use this medicine without food and don’t drink alcohol or grape juice, then he may more information buy viagra … Continue reading

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I want a Trans Am

Our daughter is obsessed with Trans Ams this week. A day-care friend’s father owns a Trans Am, and must be very proud of it. His pride lives on in his son, and has passed to our 2-year-old daughter who asked … Continue reading

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Birds put grass in grapes

We just returned from a very successful camping trip- the first of many, I’m sure. We camped overnight at Kohler-Andrae State Park. Our girl practiced riding her “speedy big bike” around the campground with Dawn and me. She loved the … Continue reading

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I do not want mice on my chin!

We left the Perk Place during a rainy cloudburst. Dawn strapped our fussing and fighting 2-year-old into her carseat, struggling and straining as rain washed over her back. Returning valiantly from the battlefield of the back seat, she pronounced, “That … Continue reading

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I’m having a problem with a monster in my bed

I arrived home at 9:00pm after a Scout meeting. Our two-year-old was in bed, but not sleeping. She was waiting for Daddy! So I performed our bedtime ritual, but she was still restless. I grabbed a pillow from my bed, … Continue reading

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