Black Coffee Friday

Black Friday… that dreaded day, once a year, when the American Consumer rises from its slumber to meet the early dawn sunshine. If it sees its shadow, it hides and we have another year in the red. Do I have that right?

Well, anyway, it was the first Black Friday in five years that I was not required to work. (New job… bonus!) My wonderful honey dear of a wife decided it would be fun for us to don our warm clothes and do battle with the shoppers. Long story short: K-Mart, almost like a normal day. Kohl’s, really crowded but not insane. OfficeMax, OMG the line is THAT LONG? Then a break at Panera before entering the True Hell That Is Named Target.

Drinking coffee at Panera, I must have poured the wrong blend, or maybe it was the creamer- the first three sips did not taste right. Heading toward the restroom, I told Dawn I would dump out my coffee and refill on the way out, for the road. Returned to find the table was cleared. My… cup…? GONE? My COFFEE?!? NOOOOOO!!!

Yes, it’s true. After dragging me into the early hours of Black Friday insanity, Dawn threw out my coffee. A Black Friday, with No Black Coffee. *weeps tears of quiet desperation*Nowadays, impotency among men and dryness among order generic cialis about order generic cialis women is crippling our society. There might be a drop in confidence and in viagra generika libido that may have negative effects. Similarly there are certain people who tend to face this particular issue into their life and online cialis india are so stressed about it. The indications will not come about until purchase of levitra result of this drug does not get minimize.

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